Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.
A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, "Congratulations!...
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Maternity Waiting Room
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The Nagging Wife
My nagging wife died suddenly on a trip to Jerusalem.
The Funeral director said, "Sir, it would cost about $45,000 if we send her home... -
The Taxi
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,... -
Hunters Problem
Two hunters are walking in the woods when suddenly one of them collapses, so the other one calls 911 and says “Help I think my friend died” so the... -
The Three Nuns
So three nuns are in a car accident and go to Heaven. And they're standing outside the pearly gates and St. Peter comes out and says, "We've been... -
3 At The Pearly Gates, Only 1 Can Enter
Three men were at the gates of heaven, but there was only room for one person. St Peter asked each of them how they died, and the best story got through.... -
The duck and the food
A duck waddles into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any duck food?"
The bartender shakes his head and says, "No." The duck... -
The hiccups cure
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for something to get rid of his hiccups. The pharmacist immediately reaches out and slaps him across the face.... -
Hotshots and Big Rigs- Same Rules or Not
While there are differences depending on the specific vehicle and cargo,
hotshot drivers are subject to most of the same safety and operational... -
Trucking Dirty Little Secrets
The trucking industry's "dirty secrets" involve systemic labor exploitation, unsafe working conditions, and fraudulent practices that can compromise... -
Sitting and Waiting Means No Money in Trucking
"Too much sitting around" in trucking means no money because most over-the-road (OTR) drivers are paid by the mile, so their income stops when... -
Truck driver wage stagnation: the surprising truth
Truck driver wages haven't grown industry-wide; just at certain parcel and LTL carriers
Chris Spear, President of the American Trucking Associations... -
Cold Weather Trucking Supplies
Truckers need warm, layered clothing like
insulated jackets, waterproof boots, wool socks, gloves, and a hat. They should also carry winter supplies... -
Tips For Truckers Driving In The Snow And Ice
To drive a truck safely in snow and ice, you must
slow down, increase following distance, and avoid sudden movements like hard braking or sharp... -
WATCH: Duffy says states must withdraw commercial driver licenses from foreigners who overstay visas
The Transportation Department will immediately tighten up the requirements for noncitizens to get commercial drivers’ licenses after three fatal crashes...