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A dumb guy is overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat that for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the guy returns, he's lost nearly 20 pounds.
“I'll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day” the man stated.
“From hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” replied the guy.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat that for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the guy returns, he's lost nearly 20 pounds.
“I'll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day” the man stated.
“From hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” replied the guy.