Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their...
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Losing $500 Can Kill You
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Feel Like A Woman
'I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and tells us that the plane is about to crash... -
The Cost Of Dentists
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
"Eighty dollars," the dentist... -
Adam & Eve
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam... -
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Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
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Bear Activity
Department of Fish, Wildlife & Parks is issuing revised safety recommendations for bear interactions. We urge all tourists, hikers, and aspiring Instagram... -
The Squirrel Trial
The courtroom was thick with tension. Judge Abernathy, known for his harsh sentences, stared down at the defendant, a squirrel named Squeaky.
"Mr.... -
Oldie But A Goodie
One dark morning In the middle of the night
Two dead boys Got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and... -
Definitely A Blond
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacrame nto"... -
Hunters Problem
Two hunters are walking in the woods when suddenly one of them collapses, so the other one calls 911 and says “Help I think my friend died” so the... -
The Three Nuns
So three nuns are in a car accident and go to Heaven. And they're standing outside the pearly gates and St. Peter comes out and says, "We've been... -
3 At The Pearly Gates, Only 1 Can Enter
Three men were at the gates of heaven, but there was only room for one person. St Peter asked each of them how they died, and the best story got through.... -
The duck and the food
A duck waddles into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any duck food?"
The bartender shakes his head and says, "No." The duck... -
The hiccups cure
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for something to get rid of his hiccups. The pharmacist immediately reaches out and slaps him across the face.... -
Trucker and Tesla Driver
a man was driving his Tesla when
an old truck forced him to stop
after greetings, the truck driver suggested that they swap