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Three guys walked into a bar one after another.
The first was a carpenter.
The second was an iron worker.
The third was a mail man.
The carpenter goes to the bar and orders a drink. He looks around and says hey that guy looks just like Jesus.
The bartender says yup he comes here all the time.
The Carpenter orders and says “Oh!, well buy him whatever he’s drinking on me.
The Bartender says “One herbal tea coming right up.”.
The ironworker comes up and gets a drink turns around and says “Hey, that guy looks just like..
The bartender interrupts him and says “Yeah, Jesus. He shows up all the time”.
”Get whatever he’s drinking, on me.
It was the same thing with the mailman.
Jesus gets up to leave and shakes the carpenters hand. Then Jesus puts his hand on the carpenters wrist. The carpenter, right away says “my Carpel tunnel, it’s gone. NowI can go back to work. Thank you Jesus”.
Then Jesus goes up to the ironworker, shakes his hand and places his other hand on his shoulder.
The ironworker said “My bursitis, it’s cured. I can go back to work now. Thank you Jesus.
Then Jesus walks up to the mailman who jumps back and says “Whoa there. I finally got on workers comp!!!
The first was a carpenter.
The second was an iron worker.
The third was a mail man.
The carpenter goes to the bar and orders a drink. He looks around and says hey that guy looks just like Jesus.
The bartender says yup he comes here all the time.
The Carpenter orders and says “Oh!, well buy him whatever he’s drinking on me.
The Bartender says “One herbal tea coming right up.”.
The ironworker comes up and gets a drink turns around and says “Hey, that guy looks just like..
The bartender interrupts him and says “Yeah, Jesus. He shows up all the time”.
”Get whatever he’s drinking, on me.
It was the same thing with the mailman.
Jesus gets up to leave and shakes the carpenters hand. Then Jesus puts his hand on the carpenters wrist. The carpenter, right away says “my Carpel tunnel, it’s gone. NowI can go back to work. Thank you Jesus”.
Then Jesus goes up to the ironworker, shakes his hand and places his other hand on his shoulder.
The ironworker said “My bursitis, it’s cured. I can go back to work now. Thank you Jesus.
Then Jesus walks up to the mailman who jumps back and says “Whoa there. I finally got on workers comp!!!