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A duck waddles into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any duck food?"
The bartender shakes his head and says, "No." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck comes in again. "Got any duck food?"
"I told you yesterday, no!" the bartender snaps.
On the third day, the duck returns. "Got any duck food?"
The bartender slams his fist on the bar. "If you ask me that again, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!"
The duck calmly asks, "Got any nails?"
"No," the bartender huffs.
"Got any duck food?".
The bartender shakes his head and says, "No." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck comes in again. "Got any duck food?"
"I told you yesterday, no!" the bartender snaps.
On the third day, the duck returns. "Got any duck food?"
The bartender slams his fist on the bar. "If you ask me that again, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!"
The duck calmly asks, "Got any nails?"
"No," the bartender huffs.
"Got any duck food?".