Tweet
So three nuns are in a car accident and go to Heaven. And they're standing outside the pearly gates and St. Peter comes out and says, "We've been having a couple of break-ins recently, so we need to verify that you're truly devout in order to let you in. So I'm just going to ask a couple of questions: very easy, no problem at all, just a precaution."
So he asks the first nun, who's a novice, "Who was the first woman?"
And she says, "Eve."
And he says, "Yup! You're in."
And then he asks the second nun, who's a full-on nun, "Where did Eve live?"
And she says, "The Garden of Eden."
And he says, "Yup! You're in."
And then he goes to the third nun, who's the Mother Superior: "What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?"
And she thinks about it, and says, "Oooh, that's a hard one!"
And he says, "Yup! You're in."
So he asks the first nun, who's a novice, "Who was the first woman?"
And she says, "Eve."
And he says, "Yup! You're in."
And then he asks the second nun, who's a full-on nun, "Where did Eve live?"
And she says, "The Garden of Eden."
And he says, "Yup! You're in."
And then he goes to the third nun, who's the Mother Superior: "What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?"
And she thinks about it, and says, "Oooh, that's a hard one!"
And he says, "Yup! You're in."