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A truck driver from Indiana and another from Kentucky were standing on the banks of the Ohio river.
The driver from Kentucky say’s “hey driver come over here. It’s great! We have trees, mountains, scenery and bourbon.”.
The driver from Indiana said “how am I supposed to cross the river? There isn’t a bridge around here.
The driver from Kentucky pulls out a flashlight from his back pocket and turns it on. Then he said, “just walk on the beam.
The driver from Indiana said “do you think I’m stupid? You’re going to turn it off when I’m halfway across.