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A police officer sees a truck that speeds up as it passes him.
The officer turns on his siren and chases the truck, which only makes it speed faster. Eventually the truck pulls over.
The officer asks him why he was speeding. “I’m sorry officer, my wife left me last week.”
The officer says, “I’m sorry to hear that, but that isn’t an excuse for speeding.”
The trucker says back, “You’re telling me!
She left me for a police officer and I thought you were trying to bring her back to me!”