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Frank was the greatest truck driver in the world. He could take that truck to places that shouldn't be possible.
One night Frank, who had been driving for a solid shift, found himself on an unfamiliar stretch of road. It had been a wet day and the fog was rolling in, making it impossible to see much further than the front of his truck so he slowed his truck to a crawl and continued until he could drive no more.
It was then he noticed a light from a farmhouse so he went and knocked on the door. The farmer asked what he was doing and Frank said "sorry to bother you, I'm Frank, the greatest truck driver in the world. It's too foggy for me to drive and I was hoping you could spare a bed for the night."
The farmer replied (as most farmers do in this situation) that he was welcome to stay the night but he was not to touch the farmer's gorgeous teenage daughter. Frank replied "that is no problem sir, as the world's greatest truck driver, my only concern is getting a good night of rest so I can safely drive again in the morning."
After Frank, the farmer and the farmer's gorgeous daughter had finished their dinner, they retired for the night and, as so often happens in these situations, Frank heard a timid knock at his door. The gorgeous daughter had other ideas for the world's greatest truck driver, so after some slight protest from Frank, some hanky-panky ensued.
While deep in the throes of passion, Frank didn't notice the farmer slip into the bedroom. Then, right as climax seemed inevitable, the farmer jammed a shotgun tight to Frank's most sensitive region and growled:
"So, you're the greatest truck driver in the world eh? Let's see you back your way out of there with a full load!"
One night Frank, who had been driving for a solid shift, found himself on an unfamiliar stretch of road. It had been a wet day and the fog was rolling in, making it impossible to see much further than the front of his truck so he slowed his truck to a crawl and continued until he could drive no more.
It was then he noticed a light from a farmhouse so he went and knocked on the door. The farmer asked what he was doing and Frank said "sorry to bother you, I'm Frank, the greatest truck driver in the world. It's too foggy for me to drive and I was hoping you could spare a bed for the night."
The farmer replied (as most farmers do in this situation) that he was welcome to stay the night but he was not to touch the farmer's gorgeous teenage daughter. Frank replied "that is no problem sir, as the world's greatest truck driver, my only concern is getting a good night of rest so I can safely drive again in the morning."
After Frank, the farmer and the farmer's gorgeous daughter had finished their dinner, they retired for the night and, as so often happens in these situations, Frank heard a timid knock at his door. The gorgeous daughter had other ideas for the world's greatest truck driver, so after some slight protest from Frank, some hanky-panky ensued.
While deep in the throes of passion, Frank didn't notice the farmer slip into the bedroom. Then, right as climax seemed inevitable, the farmer jammed a shotgun tight to Frank's most sensitive region and growled:
"So, you're the greatest truck driver in the world eh? Let's see you back your way out of there with a full load!"